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00:03 Why is the Jem theme song in my head?

08:02 The music's contagious! RT @kevindilmore: @tribalmeg Because you're truly outrageous! Truly truly outrageous!

14:11 Apparently my sister had surgery today and had her gall bladder and appendix removed. Thanks for telling me, sis!

17:47 DiGiorno pizza, I'm disappointed. You're not at all like delivery. You're not even as good as Red Baron.

17:51 Glad you're back! We'll have to have chai/coffee Monday a.m. and chat. RT @NadiraAlDarra: Back from Ireland, lovely trip, soo fecking tired!

21:37 Faceted gems in 18th Dynasty Egypt makes my ass twitch. Lack of research on #Bones. (yeah, still re-watching epis, now on season 5)

22:01 Nobody mention to my sister that I'm planning to come by and see her. I don't want to spook her into hiding ;)

23:16 HILARIOUS: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh1k5P57ukY

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23:55 "Good business, like a good marriage, is outwardly boring." - awesome Bones line

09:23 Yes that's much better! RT @mojowriting: @tribalmeg I prefer to think of us as the snarky opportunists, really.

10:54 Oh yeah, I went there. It's a damn call-out thread and Imma say so.

11:29 Gemini. RT @ImTheQ: @mojowriting @tribalmeg Did we determine the nature of this full moon? That is, which sign is it in right now?

11:50 Mom's cousin posted to facebook: "What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They're both clubbed by Norwegians!" lol

20:03 lmao. Dude's flesh all falls off, Bones says "Oh, well that's good for me."

20:05 Fisher seems very chipper tonight on #Bones. Did he run over a small child or something?

20:12 Really, why is Avatar being pimped on Bones? Feck off.

20:21 Look, Hodgins has turned into the Micro-Machine Man!

20:24 If Fox thinks this is going to make me WANT to see this Avatar movie, they are SO WRONG. That line? hell to the no.

20:44 WOOOOOO Hodgins! I love when he shows off his guns. And hey, the Angela tattoo!

20:46 Okay that was really hilarious. #Bones

20:51 Why the hell is a Fringe commercial breaking into Bones???

21:17 I think Maya's about to go to Dad's custody. #PrivatePractice

21:46 I thought Pete was communicable diseases before he was a homeopathic dr? WTF is he doing in the OR?

21:48 Whoa. Maya's in big, big trouble. #PrivatePractice

22:04 Am I the only one who thinks Dell's druggie wife needs to just effin' die? #PrivatePractice

22:05 GO DELL GO!

22:14 I saw that one coming a MIIIIILE away. #PrivatePractice #getaclueAddison

22:24 Wow, Dell, that was cold. Rock on. #PrivatePractice

22:37 Pete is such a self-righteous prick. #PrivatePractice

22:39 Yup. It's annoyingly lame. RT @BunnyBarber: Okay seriously....I hate this episode. #PrivatePractice

22:41 Actually I think all the men on this show are self-righteous pricks. Except Taye. I love him. #PrivatePractice

22:41 She had BETTER not sleep with - NOOOOO!

22:42 Dude, Addison, you CANNOT sleep with your BFF's ex-husband/ baby daddy without asking permission. Come the eff on.

22:48 Charlotte. Girl. We need to talk. Coop is a dick. Leave his ass or put your foot on his neck & make him stop being a dick. #PrivatePractice

22:49 Violet has had WAY too much Botox or something. She needs to stop. #PrivatePractice

22:53 OMG it drives me nuts. RT @BunnyBarber: Her lazy eyelid is killing me.

22:55 Where's the po-po? Somebody dies in a meth-cooking explosion and the cops don't show up? Just a tiny bit of realism would be good, here.

22:56 Go kick him in the head, Charlotte! Either one, your preference. #PrivatePractice

22:57 Oooh, love Addison's purple coat.

22:58 Rich people are weird. #PrivatePractice

22:59 You kn ow ratings are flagging when there's a "crossover event". #PrivatePractice #GreysAnatomy

23:00 Um, Jan 14? Is that the next new episode for both shows? WTF?

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08:50 So I think Wendell on #Bones is my new tv crush. Re-watching s4 and the hockey episode, Wendell's pretty adorable.

08:52 Man, I forgot they set up the ridiculous Booth hallucinating-aneurysm-wtf plotline with the conk on the head in the hockey rink. #Bones

08:54 I miss Angela/Hodgins. I love them together. #Bones

10:36 Oh IMDb, I don't know how I ever lived without you giving me instant ability to double-check bit part actors I vaguely recognize.

12:50 My kids are adding the jet engine cargo car to the Christmas train to boost its speed. "Because I know you wuv trains, Mama!"

12:55 You know, son, you wouldn't have to wrap up in a blanket and complain you're cold if you would PUT SOME PANTS ON.

13:34 Kid just ran up t o me and said proudly, "Look Mama! You see I got this booger out!" No, man, I don't want to see. Gross.

21:58 Oooh, #Eastwick time!

22:00 I thought JD left Scrubs? Did that not work out for Zack Braff? He seems to be back now...

22:03 Did someone say @DarrenCriss? There he is making out with someone on #Eastwick. Damn, why'd they cancel this show? *sobs*

22:23 Chris Brown, just stfu. We all know you smacked Ri-Ri around.

22:26 BWAHAHAHAHA! Cybill Shepherd tazing the skeevy dude on #Eastwick = hilarious.

22:36 Is it bad that I squee every time @DarrenCriss is onscreen? I'm too old to do that. Really really.

22:38 BWAHAHAHA! She just called Max an asshat! #Eastwick Awesome.

22:49 WTF kind of nurse is Redheaded Witch that she didn't do CPR? Damn. My mother would hate that scene. She actually IS a nurse.

22:52 CPR would've worked too, she wasn't down there long. Dumbass.

22:55 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! Satellite cutting out in last minute of show?!!!!

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00:13 Sometimes a girl just needs her trusty ol bag of wheat (cheap warmer - nuke for 2 min on high & good to go). Feet toasty warm.

11:53 Why do you call me if 2 minutes later you're just going to say you can't talk? Men.

12:02 Words cannot express how much I abhor Twilight. Just had to get that out there.

20:00 Oooh. I totally squeed and grabbed my iPod to download the update! RT @PocketGod: so, looks like the new Pocket God update is out.

20:21 LOVE this movie! ♫ blip.fm/~h5nc4

20:24 Yes. Yes, I am. RT @mojowriting: @tribalmeg you are a dork

20:25 Wooo! @myownghost is on a roll tonight! ♫ blip.fm/~h5njn

20:30 Hell t o the yeah. @Pussycat9: "*Sid Vicious*" ♫ blip.fm/~h5ns0

20:31 Very weird shit! RB @MoiraColleen: "@patbmusic" ♫ blip.fm/~h5nvl

20:32 listening to "Rage Against The Machine - Bombtrack" ♫ blip.fm/~h5nw2

21:18 What's with the $1.29 songs now, iTunes? Funk that.

21:20 listening to "Dani Siciliano - Come as You Are (Nirvana)" ♫ blip.fm/~h5qgb

21:23 listening to "Cat Power - The Greatest" ♫ blip.fm/~h5qn3

21:24 listening to "Beth Waters - Blue and White" ♫ blip.fm/~h5qnq

21:26 listening to "Eleni Mandell - Moonglow, Lamp Low" ♫ blip.fm/~h5qry

23:19 Jeebus. I forgot how lame the circus episode of Bones is. And yet mildly amusing.

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07:23 Christmas makes me miss home so bad, my teeth hurt. Especially cause Hubby is there without me. Aloha kaumaha i ka Hawaii.

07:50 Another day, another morning of drama over who gets to wear the one clean pair of rainbow tie-dye underpants. #tiedyetree

11:20 This bag salad is already slimy when I just bought it this morning. I hate that. I need my green foods, dammit!

14:08 My kids are reading a book to their Christmas tree (set up a little one in their room and let them decorate it).

21:21 Me too. I might cut you for the recipe. RT @mojowriting: I might cut someone for some damn cheese straws right now

22:01 Whatthe... Castle is a rerun??

22:31 I'm freakin' cold, y'all. Someone come warm my feet up.

< em>22:43 RT @GeorgiaWeasley: @tribalmeg Dear Santa, Meg wants a Homedics Foot Spa in her stocking. Hook a chick up.

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16:02 Home again, home again, jiggity jog... Damn, where'd all this laundry come from?

16:17 For my cousin TeddiLynn. ♫ blip.fm/~h1ly6

16:22 listening to "Beirut - Prenzlauerberg" ♫ blip.fm/~h1m6n

16:43 My 5 year old son says, "My belly feels yucky. It needs to play video games." Uh-huh.

21:21 RT @mojowriting: I just want to point out that while I do love Lady Gaga, she could totally be Hanna Montana v.666

21:55 bwahahaha. This. RT @ImTheQ: RT @rainnwilson These two young women have a 'forbidden love' post.ly/DCnJ

22:54 That Dog Whisperer guy is totally adorable. Love him.

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16:37 You'd better bring it up here, dammit. RT @ImTheQ: I bought fudge!

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17:06 listening to "Twisted Sister: Let It Snow Let It Snow Let It Snow" ♫ blip.fm/~gwsul

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07:17 When I got up this morning, C was laying in bed with the curtain pulled back, reading a book.

12:23 I don't know how my kids do it, but I'm doing laundry AGAIN. Later tweeps.

15:57 Websites that try to be professional-level while having horrible editing make me shake my head in dismay. #grammarsnob

16:06 I get a little wigged out when I see people I didn't know were uber-Christians acting all uber-Christian on facebook.

16:06 If I've heard you say "fuck", I just don't want to read your post about God's Word, sorry. #keepitrealpeople

16:10 This is true. But I still don't want it in my facebook news feed ;) RT @ImTheQ: Even chronic cussers have faith. ;-)

16:14 Kids are napping. Fell asleep on the way home from speec h therapy. I know I'll regret letting them nap later, but it's so quiet.

16:15 EXACTLY. No middleman. RT @ImTheQ: Yes. The Lord should get his own fan page so we can decide if we want to hear from him on FB.

16:18 listening to "Fredericks, Goldman, Jones - A Nos Actes Manqués" ♫ blip.fm/~gtaiz

20:10 Michelin's ad with the cute roadkill animals resurrecting = disturbing. I do NOT want to buy their tires. 5yo son, however, does.

21:30 Steampunk on #NCISLA! Awesomesauce. I want to go to this bar with Abby.

21:37 Since when is "muggle" a steampunk word?

21:47 Maybelline Lash Stiletto, who do you think you're fooling? Your ads piss me off every time. HUGE false lashes. Come the eff on.

21:50 Why IS Abby on NCIS-LA this week? Are their ratings low and they need to borrow from real NCIS?

21:51 Old school! That was a good show. RT @BunnyBarber: My science fiction needs involve "quantums", "leaps", and "Ziggy".

21:53 Abby's finger-spelling looked perfectly clear to me. How convenient this dude knows some ASL.

21:55 Abby has terrible posture. I always want to tell Pauley to stand up straight. Be strong in your height, girl!

22:10 This is why I hate naps. It's 10pm and they're still up, chatting in their room, despite nice aromatherapy bath to help them sleep.

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00:07 Customers who want additions AFTER the bag is already sewn and price quote given, when they gave me specifics in the first place: GAAAH!

08:15 This is why we're friends. RT @NadiraAlDarra: Is it not ok to ask your husby if his mangina hurts? Men are so sensitive...

09:52 This is the laundry that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends...

16:08 RT @mojowriting: Missing boy in #loudoun bit.ly/8bGocO please RT

19:06 Save some for me! RT @mojowriting: toffee, homemade, be jealous.

20:25 Wow, Cuddy, that was COLD. #House

20:44 "Are you this rude to all your patients?" "Oh yes, don't feel special." #House

20:45 My thoughts exactly. RT @a jboyer: No way he's cured; there's still 20 minutes left. #House

20:45 Great line haha. RT @fleurdelise: #House: sorry i cant remember if i have mocked you for being a male Nurse &lt;&lt;&lt;....lmaooo

20:47 Whoa damn, Chase! #House Bwahahaha....

20:49 RT @willentrekin: Wow. For a very brief but shining moment, Chase actually grew a pair. #house

20:51 "What happened to your face?" "I was mowing the lawn when the phone rang." #House

20:55 "Sixteen splenectomies. Pretty sure he gets a set of steak knives for that." #House

20:57 Damn, Taub is a devious motherfucker. #House

20:58 RT @denise_bee: Legit. Everybody is a bag of douche this week. #House

21:01 This. RT @busybeeblogger: Chruch RT @Bleakey: Ugh, House please get over that bitch Cuddy. You and Wilson belong together! #house

22:00 It's Castle time!

22:01 RT @innerbitch: How long do you have to be consumptive before they write an opera about you? I think I'm about to win.

22:03 I see Beckett is still afflicted with acute mulletitis. #Castle

22:07 Mullet! RT @mayk1: #Castle. Like the show but find Beckett's hair very distracting. What happened to her short sassy hair. Long = awful.

22:08 You know, there are a LOOOT more people tweeting about #Castle than there were about #House. Interesting.

22:17 I hope so. RT @AichaKouyate: Ooo, I wonder if Alexis is gonna find something about Beckett's mom's case?!?! #Castle

22:32 Mult iple wives, corporate espionage, @NathanFillion mugging adorably, this is why I love #Castle.

22:36 Who is this dude that's the boss of the bigamist? Cause he's totally delicious. #Castle

22:40 "Did we stop for popcorn on the way?" #Castle Catfight!

22:43 Paul McCartney is doing a concert? Isn't he dead yet?

22:46 Why is the wife pissed at the fiance? She didn't even know his real name, obviously she didn't know he was actually married. #Castle

22:46 "*crosses fingers* Another woman?" #Castle

22:49 "Our love triangle just became a love square." #Castle

22:51 Possibly both. RT @innerbitch: My cat is staring at me in the tub. Either he is thirsty, or he thinks I'm soup.

22:53 "Men think they're smart. The trick is to keep letting them think it." bwahahaha #Castle

22:56 Oh noooooo! I didn't want this bad guy! He's so hot. #Castle

22:57 "Had you recycled, you might've gotten away with it." #Castle

22:59 Alexis is SO CUTE. I want a kid like her. Why do I have boys? #Castle

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