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10:58 RT @innerbitch: Bad news people: There is NOT a laundry fairy. Related: ALL the drawers in my house are EMPTY. Mother Of The Year Bitches!

11:14 Accusations of pee-peeing in each other's bed this morning chez moi: bit.ly/2BdItK

11:54 "You'll rue the day as the Wild Goose sails away." Totally in love with this song right now. And who doesn't lo... ♫ blip.fm/~fyhix

12:03 listening to "Kate Rusby-Sir Eglamore" ♫ blip.fm/~fyi3d

12:10 Kate's at her best when she's racy. lol ♫ blip.fm/~fyihr

12:32 Halloween rules. I get to eat all the candy my boys don't like. And they don't like some good stuff: Butt erfingers, Baby Ruths...

14:11 Anthropology news: Claude Levi-Strauss, the father of structuralism, died this week, age 100. bit.ly/J4Qkw

14:14 I have a copy of "Mythologiques" right next to me on my bookshelf. He features heavily in the "Anthropology Theory" textbook next to it, too

16:06 RB @nbztunes: "cast me gently into morning for the night has been unkind..." ♫ blip.fm/~fyxr4

16:07 RB @nbztunes: "i use to be so sure of life..now, i almost never am" ♫ blip.fm/~fyxs6

16:12 listening to "Tori Amos - Smells Like Teen Spirit" ♫ blip.fm/~fyy4a

16:13 RB @maleria_withav: "This song makes me feel like a BAMF Hott Girl. Anyone else?" ♫ blip.fm/~fyy5t

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08:07 Sesame Street does sci-fi: bit.ly/2qSj2Q

11:22 How is it 11:20 and I haven't gotten a damn thing done today? I did one load of laundry and took a shower. Since 8am. WTF?

11:29 Cool. RT @melissaanelli: #nanowrimo word for today... mesonoxian (of or related to midnight...)

12:00 My kids are pretending to be chickens. One curls up under a pile of blankets & pretends to be an egg, & the other sits on him & hatches him.

12:02 Now the egg is hatched, and the mama chicken has become a crocodile and is eating the baby chick.

12:02 The hatching is the best. After a few minutes of being sat on, the egg says "Hatch hatch hatch!" in a high-pitched voice. lol

12:03 "Mama, the ba by crocodile is hungry for grilled cheese sandwich." Apparently I'm off to feed a crocodile. Later, tweeps.

12:41 Suuccess! RT @mojowriting: @tribalmeg one more time, please *flirt*

12:58 I do not understand these people who say they don't know who they are. Is it the Aries moon that makes me not get the problem here?

17:15 Things you were never meant to see: Bald bears bit.ly/3FYU1U

18:57 Dom, after being told to pick up his messy room: "I only have two hands, not three."

19:03 That is fucking awesome. RT @wilw: twitpic.com/oepwm - I just got cold, hARRRRd cash from the ATM.

19:40 Why I love Pocket God: Listening to the glee with which my kids say "And the pygmy vampire DIED!" #theresanappforthat

20:02 Okay, Brennan getting booed by the Woodchuck Scouts = hilarity. #Bones

20:04 Wendell and Hodgins together are AWESOME. #Bones So glad Wendell's still on the show.

20:17 Yes, assault the federal agent, that's brilliant. #Bones

20:37 Oooh. Angela/Wendell. Kinda hot.

20:39 Cigar cutters would NOT be able to nip your thumb off in a jiffy. Not through the bone. Nope.

20:40 They'd damage the hell out of the soft tissue, yes, but slicing through bone? I don't buy it.

20:44 You know, I didn't care for Dr. Saroyan at first, but I friggin' love her the last two seasons. #Bones

20:44 It's not the cigar clipper, it's the beak remover. #obviousplotpoints

20:46 I love this woman "If I was gonna cut something off him, it would NOT be his thumb." #Bones

20:49 Dude, it was the plucker. Come on, people. This case is really really obvious. Although painting Wendell's head was pretty funny. #Bones

21:00 Word. RT @bitterepiphany: jesus christ, can they just have sex already and get it overwith? #bones

21:01 Yay, time for #GraysAnatomy. An hour of lusting after Dr. Owen Hunt. He is yummilicious.

21:02 Arizona's an OB as well as a pediatrician? How handy for a hospital without Addison, or apparently any other OB.

21:02 Karev wearing pink = win

21:04 Arizona is freakin' adorable. She is a seriously wonderful character. So glad they added her to the show. #GraysAnatomy

21:05 Dr. Hunt. DAMN. I want to do bad things to him. #GraysAnatomy

21:06 NO ONE can upstage nph. RT @bitterepiphany: way to try to upstage neil patrick harris. not gonna happen #greys

21:07 Holy crap. Adorable precocious kid is rich.

21:08 Is it Grey or Gray? Shit, I can't even remember. I think my brain is short-circuited on Dr. Hunt.

21:10 "I should do more cleft palate kids. Everyone's a sucker for those." -Mark Sloane

21:11 Awesome group: Arizona, Callie, Lexie, Mark, Owen, and Cristina. I LOVE IT. I want to have drinks with them.

21:12 I sat thinking about the Grey/Gray thing for like 2 minutes before it occurred to me all I had to do was hit "info" on the remote. Grey's

21:12 Dude. Alex has to pay her hospital bill? Could Izzy be any more of a shitty little bitch loser? Yes, I hate her character with a vengeance.

21:13 Tinkerbell is worried about Alex. I do NOT want them to hook up. Love Alex "Get out of my face."

21:17 This kid is friggin' awesome. Teenage girl with broken legs just told her dad off and became a hero to smartasses everywhere.

21:18 30 weekers don't have a low probability of survival, what the hell is he talking about? It's over 90%. #GreysAnatomy

21:18 Yep, her. Tinkerbell. RT @actionflikchick: @tribalmeg oh!! The mercy wester! The one that tattled out the girl 2 wks ago...got it

21:20 The chief: Arizona. It's a lot of money. Do the surgery, bitch. #GreysAnatomy

21:20 Arizona bends to authority again. She seriously h as a pathology about that. #GreysAnatomy

21:26 Dude, let Yang do her cardio-thing already.

21:28 Hunt looks like he's about to spank Cristina, and then have some really hot sex. I wish I was Cristina.

21:37 What happened to the Hunt's therapy storyline? Did we forget about that one?

21:37 Greatest line and delivery of the night: "Bitches." -Cristina, re: Hunt and Arizona

21:45 Karev would be good in peds.... if he could stop being a jerk and cussing at people.

21:46 LMAO! RT @bitterepiphany: so many women just ovulated watching that though

21:47 Damn, Arizona is so pretty and such a good actress. I totally have a chick crush on her AND Callie now. & can I express my love for Sloane?

21:49 Chevy's feeling ballsy. New ad campaign "May the best car win"? Well then.

21:56 Uhhhh... Dude needs to not step to Owen Hunt's woman.

22:00 Awwwww. Arizona and Callie are made of cute.

22:01 Dude. Next week Grey's looks ricockulous! Can't wait.

22:01 Is that Keiko O'Brien???? Yes, I'm flying my geek flag and revealing far too much ST:TNG knowledge. That's totally Keiko.

22:03 Addison. Clue in. She wants you to take the damn cat. #PrivatePractice

22:17 Okay, so, this new plot on Private Practice seems to be leading to a way to put Naomi back with the others? Thank God.

23:43 I used to want Hubby to join Twitter. But that would curtail my lusting after Dr. Owen Hunt. Glad Hubby's a luddite about social medi a.

23:44 I'm going to bed. Long day of pretending to be a responsible adult tomorrow. Night, tweeplets.

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07:59 The kitty is rescuing me from a deadly orange plastic spider ring that one of the kids got at school for Halloween. My hero.

10:13 RT @bitterepiphany: my $15 woot.com sansa mp3 player went through the washer and still works. i think that's it's way of saying STFU #apple

10:14 God bless you, Jimmy Dean, for making a sausage mcmuffin with only 35mg of cholesterol. McDonald's has 189, for the record.

11:24 Bread is rising, strawberry popovers in the oven. Yum.

18:36 A man after my own heart. RT @fuggirls: Useful! RT @lemondroptweets How to open a bottle of wine with your shoe bit.ly/2WVkSZ

21:56 Eastwick in 5!

22:06 Is there anything better than Cybill Shepherd in a turban?

22:39 My eyes!!!!! It burns!!!!! bit.ly/Tfz22

22:47 OMG! A tv actress crying and her mascara runs? Is that... realism I spy? This is why I love #Eastwick.

22:51 Okay that was pretty freaky-deaky. I love this show. #Eastwick

22:55 "How many times have you tried to take away something dangerous from a baby, like a pencil, or a glass, or a chainsaw?" #Eastwick

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11:51 Me: What'd you learn at school today? D: I dunno.

11:53 C: *comes out in only a shirt* Me: Dude, where are your underpants and your jeans? C: *rolls eyes* I got rid of them.

12:21 It's pretty sad when Handy Manny gives a more accurate portrayal of archaeology than grown-up movies do.

12:25 What's better than the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt? The Three Worf Moon shirt, of course: twitpic.com/mv82n

20:00 WTF? RT @mojowriting: Mother Fucker, my spinach stuffed pretzels have chicken in them :cry*

20:12 BOLO on tie-dye! RT @mojowriting: Be On the LookOut for Fabulous Tie Dye on etsy - Why? ... bit.ly/2hwzU1

21:47 I want to work for NCIS-LA. Their headquarters is t otally ricockulous.

21:57 Despite LL's hotness, I just can't get into NCIS-LA. It feels so damn unrealistic after regular NCIS.

23:11 That works out perfectly. We don't have to share them! RT @actionflikchick: Perfect. Cause I'm of the opposite opinion!

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10:41 Aw. Sweet. RT @innerbitch: 3 yo just announced that he hates beaver. Prolly Beaver from Franklin but this might be is coming out day.

10:41 Seriously. RT @HPFF: RT @timeturner01: How sad is your life that you lie about your word count for #nanowrimo? Gimme a break people

11:10 RT @melissaanelli: RT and LOL: @harryjpotter: "I tried. But they said I wasn't emo enough for product placement on youtube."

11:42 Hippymom Fall Festival Nov 9-14! bit.ly/1dxjcD

12:09 RT @Hippymom: Explore Your Animal Side: Animals have represented aspects of ourselves and been messengers of wisdom... bit.ly/38pK8B

12:45 RT @psullivan85: Tweens on Facebook, and Emoticon Overload (NY Times Tech) bit.ly/1ex8Gc

12:47 Vera Bradley holiday collection is out: bit.ly/1t98fW

12:48 "Aren't you a little young to be a landscape contractor?" "Yes, yes I am."

13:50 This is why we're friends. RT @bitterepiphany: dear lady who walks past my cube 30 times a day whining about her life: get a ledge.

14:09 So glad I don't drink soda. RT @charlesjorlando: Drink soda? Better think twice.... bit.ly/2KLv7N

15:05 Hubby went to the shipyard two hours ago. Kids just noticed he was gone. "Where Dada?" They're so observant.

15:31 listening to "Kate Rusby - You Belong to me" ♫ blip.fm/~frowj

15:32 I freakin' love this song. Probably blipped it before. ♫ blip.fm/~froyf

15:33 listening to "Kate Rusby - Little Jack Frost - Sweet Bells Xmas Concert" ♫ blip.fm/~froz2

17:09 Nothing better than my kids singing along to the Wonder Pets. "Ming-Ming too!"

17:17 RT @Hippymom: That’s So Not Clay!: Some people say it’s magic because they can’t believe that the bead ... bit.ly/1YI1ZH

22:29 Sayid! RT @Zap2ItLost: Tonight's poll: which #Lost character's Twitter feed would you most want to follow?

22:29 No wait. Hurley! RT @Zap2ItLost: Tonight's poll: which #Lost character's Twitter feed would you most want to follow?

22:30< /em> Castle tonight is particularly wonderful. Love Alexis. "I'm paying far too much for your education."

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11:21 Thinks you never thought you'd say as a parent: "Please don't fly an airplane into your brother's head."

13:24 More things you never thought you'd say as a parent: "Get that flashlight out of your underpants."

15:48 My kid just called me to help him in the bathroom. I came in & he had his pants around his ankles & was in Downward-Facing Dog.

16:08 Loony Lounge Rebels! RT @melissaanelli: Good luck #nanowrimo people!

17:36 Hooray! I can't wait to read more of it. RT @GeorgiaWeasley: 1565 words. Decided to work on "Enough" anyway. Who needs planning?

17:46 Hippymom Fall Festival Nov 9-14: bit.ly/2tMcgI Natal Astrology Charts and Russian Gypsy Card Readings! What do you want to know? ...

17:50 RT again: RT @Hippymom: What do Bags, Totes, Costumes, HippyMom and Belly Dance have in common?: Nefertitties' Souk! bit.ly/nIHfG

18:16 Is it bedtime yet? I'm so over this rainy, yucky day.

18:19 Me too. Second year at it! RT @flimgeeks: I signed up for #NaNoWriMo at www.nanowrimo.org this year (you should too).

18:24 I'll ship 'em to you tomorrow. Ish. RT @mojowriting: hell yeah! (PnP sheets)

18:36 It's NaNoWriMo time! ♫ blip.fm/~fqb22

18:40 Ah, HPFF Loony Lounge Rebels for NaNoWriMo. Awesome. ♫ blip.fm/~fqba2

18:43 listening to "Ministry of Magic - 11 I Heart Weasleys" ♫ blip.fm/~fqbdn

18:51 listening to "Oliver Boyd and the Remembralls: End of an Era" ♫ blip.fm/~fqbra

18:58 Why do I bother telling my boys to be gentle to each other? I know they won't.

19:16 "We Gryffies"! RT @HPFF: Lets try for a trending topic. Your Favourite hp story. #harrypotterfanfiction

19:19 C: "Mama, it's very hard to walk on one foot."

19:24 My kids are pretending to bake each other into a pumpkin pie. I'm probably next. #theymightbecannibals

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13:39 Hulu, your "next video" button and continuous play are genius.

13:51 My son took off his underpants to use them as a napkin. Le sigh.

16:12 RT @bitterepiphany: I think today may turn out to be a day best suited to drinking.

21:05 Hubby is watching "Escape from the Planet of the Apes." Possibly the shittiest movie I've ever been subjected to. Trying to ignore it.

22:04 I didn't think that was possible, but yes. RT @bitterepiphany: @tribalmeg - dumber than Rob Schneider?

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13:43 Celebrity spokespersons for prescription drugs should be ILLEGAL. #shutupbrookeshields

17:47 #FollowFriday @NadiraAlDarra because she rolls up out of a bar by saying "Good bye, marginal people!

21:20 RT @Jay_HPFF RT @DaveGorman: RT @kevinthau Twitter easter egg: enter "#trick" or "#treat" into the update box on twitter.com

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00:16 I know I should go to bed, but imma watch one more episode of Castle.

07:55 Brummell and Brown strawberry yogurt spread is my new husband.

12:34 You know what I like about Castle? Realism in costume dept. Beckett has three of that sweater in diff. colors & rewears them!

13:07 You just attract stalkers, don't you? :P RT @timeturner01: Interesting. Twitter refuses to let me log out

18:49 Sounds like fun! RT @mojowriting: I'm going to start saying really offensive things and then claim I was hacked. Mmmmkay?

20:56 RT @mojowriting: Hey, toots, have you seen BizNitches lately? bit.ly/hzcs4 We eat MLMs for brunch and wash 'em down with mimosas.

21:17 OMG, #GreysAnatomy is cracking me up. Lexie and her diaper.

21:18 Wow. This patient is hard-core. #GreysAnatomy I missed the first five minutes, but he's some kind of hospital employee?

21:36 "My diaper is awesome. My diaper is bad-ass." -Lexie Gray #GreysAnatomy rofl!

21:47 Woo! Arizona just asserted her authoritah on the chief!!!! #GreysAnatomy I love her.

21:50 I think Lexie carried this episode, with strong help from Cristina and Arizona. Derek is not compelling all on his own for some reason.

21:59 OMG Owen Hunt is so hot. Mmmmmm. #GreysAnatomy

23:05 How did the show go? RT @DarrenCriss: me and my dick

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10:48 ... a pencil from where? Did you smell it first? RT @mojowriting: I'm going to slice off my ears with a pencil.

12:08 RT @Hippymom: What do Bags, Totes, Costumes, HippyMom and Belly Dance have in common?: Nefertitties' Souk! bit.ly/nIHfG

12:08 RT @katlord: RT @boilergraphics: Only @NathanFillion knows the Ultimate Question whose answer is 42 #FactOrFillion

12:12 Making spaghetti sauce. Yum. I always make it from scratch, since I can't just buy jarred sauce (onion allergy).

16:04 Sooooo cute! RT @mojowriting: they're practicing trick or treating "trick or treat!" "thank you!" *giggle*

20:07 Bwahahahahaha! RT @mojowriting: I just got "Booed" by an anonymous neighbor. I fucking hate Stepford.

20:30 Wise words from my friend Catalina: Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

20:37 Dinosaur costumes are finished! twitpic.com/nbu1j bit.ly/2jiiEu

20:59 RT @mojowriting: Dear women, please stop trying to fix your relationships by having babies. It doesn't work. EVER. Love, Me.

21:13 #signsoftheapocalypse RT @ImTheQ: Jon Gosselin to date Octomom for reality show. bit.ly/8w8j9

22:52 There's no way that rain would put out the fire so quickly. My disbelief is no longer suspended. #Eastwick

22:59 WHOA HOLY CRAP! #Eastwick

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