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13:23 King & Queen of the Hood. RT @NadiraAlDarra: KaDonte, KaDymond
13:23 No speech therapy, thanks to traffic from Obama. Making pumpkin cookies instead. Yum.
14:19 Victoria's Secret tells me I will achieve perfection if I go in for a bra fitting. Phew! No more worrying about my immortal soul for me!
14:23 RT @Hippymom: bit.ly/ZibCh Hippymom Harvest Fair! Psychic readings, tarot, and good shopping!
15:40 Mmm... salad. Late afternoon snack!
16:16 Did you see the last season of Tudors? She was Anne of Cleves. RT @mojowriting: ...has a huge crush on Joss Stone
16:55 Apparently my kids learned "trick or treat, smell my feet" at school.
17:00 Dom: " ;You going belly dancing?" Me: "No." Dom: "Why you have that stuff on you eye?" I guess I can only wear makeup for performances.
20:23 NCIS is a goddamn rerun. Why is the rum always gone?
20:26 This. Is. Sewious. RT @innerbitch: Inspired by @angryoldcoot This is seweious MuvaFucka! #linesSamuelLJacksonshouldhavehad
20:27 Ah, back-up. I need to dig around in my kitchen. I might have more. RT @bitterepiphany: admitting i have back-up rum would be bad, right?
20:30 RT @flimgeeks: RT @thecatchxxii: Canada genetically engineered @NathanFillion to right the wrong of exporting Celine Dion. #FactOrFillion
21:31 RT @innerbitch: RT @Miss_Cook: "Nobody puts Baby in the motherfucking corner, motherfuckers." #linesSamuelLJacksonshouldhavehad
21: 31 RT @Zap2ItLost: Suggestion for new yearly special: "Its' the Great Smoke Monster, Charlie Brown!" #Lost
21:54 RT @flimgeeks: RT @angelad85: @NathanFillion turned down the role of James Bond because it would blow his cover #FactOrFillion
21:57 More smug asshole advertising from Mac. It only makes me never want to give Apple my money. Ubuntu!
21:59 RT@angelad85: Harrison Ford was chosen to play Han Solo after Lucas realized carbonite could not hold @NathanFillion #FactOrFillion
21:59 RT @KCat10: @NathanFillion is the answer to the 64 million dollar question. #FactOrFillion
21:59 RT @angelad85: . @NathanFillion knows exactly how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop #FactOrFillion
22:00 RT @amybillingham: RT @geektrooper: Not e ven Kanye West can interrupt @NathanFillion #FactOrFillion
22:23 Christine Baranski is totally awesome.
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08:18 listening to "Kate Rusby - You Belong to me" ♫ blip.fm/~ff3aw
08:24 listening to "Patricia Kaas Clip Ceux qui n'ont rien" ♫ blip.fm/~ff3hc
14:02 I love the "oops" paint at Home Depot/Lowe's. $5 for a gallon, even the premium $39/gal stuff? Fabulous. Sometimes the colors are awesome!
18:37 I don't usually click on ads, but I clicked the "Star Wars In Concert" ad. I was hoping someone had made a comical musical. Sadly not.
20:05 More evidence that Gardasil is BAD: bit.ly/1ou7a9
20:46 "Obama's visit to ODU may snarl traffic in Norfolk" .... and fuck up my kids' speech therapy. Dammit!
22:31 Wow, @NathanFillion has a great mad scientist laugh!
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10:06 My kid just argued with me over whether there's a D in Gordon. He even looked on the bottom of the train to prove me wrong. Little shit.
11:23 My SIL and my new niece are way too cool for just any diaper bag, so I had to make this: twitpic.com/mw22k
11:26 Why Do Women Need an Online Community? bit.ly/4pgCuj
12:43 Dude, I had no idea who that person was. RT @mojowriting: WWYD if someone asked if you missed them, and you really didn't? :\
14:59 I've been sorting through books all day. It's harder to weed out books than to weed out fabric, for some reason.
16:06 Been working on moving bookshelves all day and haven't even considered dinner. It's gonna be Tombstone pizza tonight!
16:06 Important PSA: RT @ImTheQ: Life is not fair. FYI.
19:36 RT @flimgeeks: Plees spelchek before positing on a pubic fourum.
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13:04 Sewing, sewing, sewing. Then I need to clean out and rearrange the den/sewing room. #ineedamaid
17:13 My 5 year old just came up to me and said, "Mickey Mouse choo choo train premieres Sunday night." Thanks for the vocab, Disney.
18:11 Wow. RT @flimgeeks: RT @laura_hudson: Youtube comment or e.e.cummings quote? You decide. bit.ly/2prkKA
18:19 Omg. I need a baby so they can wear this. RT @wilw: The Star Trek uniform onesies from @ThinkGeek are supermegacool is.gd/4zOrH
18:35 Max and Ruby's grandma is kind of a jackass. Also, really people, where are their parents?!
19:17 Definitely Ruby. Ruby is a bitch. RT @ImTheQ: I don't know who irritates me more--max or ruby. @tribalmeg
19:18 You ain't said nothin but a word. RT @Hippymom: their parents are at a bar. I think we all know why. #maxandruby
19:30 Probably someone would call Rabbit Protective Services. RT @ImTheQ: @innerbitch @tribalmeg Why doesn't she just slap that kid? For Real.
22:09 L'auberge espagnole is a great movie, y'all.
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07:56 It's yard sale time! Hopefully I can get rid of some of this fabric and make a few bucks.
12:57 My kid is always saying he's cold. Maybe he's anemic. Maybe it's the Reynaud's. I always feel cold too.
13:01 I have to make a #FF introduction. @innerbitch, @bitterepiphany. I think you two would get along.
21:44 I haven't had a Sex On The Beach in years. I forgot how delicious they are. Drinky drinky!
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11:56 I have reached the summit of Mt. Laundry! At least for now.
12:47 What is up with people thinking they're going to get perfect shit totally free on Craigslist? This isn't Home Depot or Target, man.
13:11 I hate that. RT @ImTheQ: Holy shit that drive thru speaker is LOUD.
13:27 Stop! Speech therapy time.
16:30 I think if tribe.net's servers ever actually functioned correctly, I'd die of shock.
19:12 My 6 y.o. nephew says he's disappointed that the new baby is a girl. He wanted a brother. He wrote me a book that says "No more girls!" lol
19:13 Evidently he feels I have some control over whether his dad has boys or girls. I'm pretty good at bossing my bro around, but not that good.
20:48< /em> I think I need to see that "Men Who Stare at Goats" movie.
21:16 You know, Mac's smarmy asshole ad campaign makes me hate their company, even though they make good shit. I abhor their ads.
21:20 LMAO! "Nosedive - that's gonna stick." #GreysAnatomy
21:22 This episode of Grey's is pretty annoying. Do we really need this schtick to make the episode interesting? #GreysAnatomy
21:47 Okay, I know it's old, but this is fucking hilarious: bit.ly/iKZjb #onionnews
21:54 Well, there goes a Mercy West doctor, after a rather boring episode. I didn't like her much, so I don't care that she's gone. #GreysAnatomy
21:57 The only good part of this episode is Derek telling the chief what's what at the end.
22:24 I keep seeing these Christmas Carol commercials, and while I don't want to see it, I do want to listen to Christmas music now.
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07:48 Jeez. The hospital that Hubby had his kidney stones out at takes PayPal. For the love of God, people.
09:07 I suppose if I'm going to get something done today, I should get my ass up and do it already.
12:19 All right. Off to accomplish something.
20:08 #SYTYCD Dude, I would cut this chick just cause she cries every time she freakin' talks.
21:38 #Glee is a weird-ass show.
22:07 AAAAAHHH! @DarrenCriss on Eastwick! So adorable.
22:08 I freakin' love Rebecca Romijn. "How was dinner?" "Great! The pastor's wife called us whores!" #Eastwick
22:17 Bwahahahaha! "I have no idea who Professor X is." #Eastwick #Mystique #XMen
22:18 &quo t;My clothes are always covered in blood and chocolate-" "Dear God, why?" "Because I'm a MOM." #Eastwick
22:19 #Eastwick I love this show. "This isn't a bucket list. It's a suck-it list."
22:30 I need to live in #Eastwick. This town rocks.
22:31 RT @OfeliaNJ: She raised me like a veal! #Eastwick
22:36 That's so not her singing, is it? #Eastwick
22:41 OMG. I'm going to slap this ho. He's adorable and she's embarrassed by him? #Eastwick
23:11 Watching Renovation Realities on DIY Network. These girls are friggin' bimbos.
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11:45 My son just informed me that he built a Bad-Guy-Shooting-inator. I think he's missed the point of inators on #phineasandferb.
15:56 City workers are outside trimming tree branches back from the power lines. They're making me nervous.
17:01 My kids have been napping for 2 hours. This is not going to end well.
19:50 Lovin' the new layout, Blip! ♫ blip.fm/~f55pq
19:53 listening to "Lara Fabian - Parce Que Tu Pars" ♫ blip.fm/~f55vx
21:11 Who doesn't love the Clancy Brothers and Tommy Makem? ♫ blip.fm/~f5ai2
21:16 #NCISLA, I'm just not impressed by you. Sorry. Director Vance cameo won't help. Abby cameo might.
21:18 It's not very good, but I keep watching it in case LL Cool J takes his shirt off. #NCISLA
21:31 Why are female assassins always beautiful and thin? Where are the ugly amazingly deadly girls? Where are the fat femme fatales?
22:52 listening to "U2 - With or Without You" ♫ blip.fm/~f5git
22:58 Dude. It's 11pm and I can still hear the kids talking in there. Fuck naps.
23:05 Ah, the pitter-patter of little feet, sneaking into bed to pretend they're asleep instead of playing. Freakin kids.
23:30 Looks like a night of cosleeping. They're in my bed now, nearly out, finally. Gonna be a rough morning. Nobody better pee the bed dammit.
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10:39 Read for a while, fell asleep for twenty minutes, then talked to my mom for an hour. Not especially productive today.
14:46 Do you read everything as sarcastic online, unless it's accompanied by a smiley?
18:18 Been totally engrossed in the new Discworld novel all afternoon. Pratchett is at new levels of brilliance.
18:57 Dude. This is my life: bit.ly/2BAf0o Once upon a time there was a boy who wanted to eat Cool Ranch Doritos...
19:10 The Snuggie Sutra: You knew it was coming eventually. Pun intended. bit.ly/2Tonxf
19:46 FCC looks at ending wireless exclusivity: bit.ly/D9nYr
20:20 The hell? Go away, stupid baseball, it's su pposed to be House!
20:38 Watching Heroes, since there's no House, and damn but Peter looks like a young Stallone.
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10:30 My son, apropos of nothing: "I don't like putting a spoon up my sleeve." Me: "Uh.... Okay, then don't." Son: "Thank you, Mama!" *hugs me*
11:08 My son just proudly announced, "Look Mama! I finally got this booger out."
11:23 Doobie doobie doo-wah Agent P!
12:16 Public Service Rap-nouncement: bit.ly/3H138f
12:28 Hey I just realized, now Hubby has once more gone to work out of state, I can finally dye my hair purple again!
12:43 Today I am earning my hippy badge (and avoiding cholesterol) by making homemade wheat bread without veg. oil. No bread machine, natch.
13:00 You know what rocks? When my kids turn OFF the tv and ignore me for an hour.
16:00 Bread! twitpic.com/m1ane And blogging about it earlier: bit.ly/3sHOyD
16:02 I always forget over the summer how much Reynaud's Disease SUCKS when it's cold. My toes hurt.
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