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nobody@vox.com(Megan) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:55:19 -0500

10:58 RT @innerbitch: Bad news people: There is NOT a laundry fairy. Related: ALL the drawers in my house are EMPTY. Mother Of The Year Bitches! 11:14 Accusations of pee-peeing in each other's bed this morning chez moi: bit.ly/2BdItK 11:54 "You'...

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nobody@vox.com(Megan) — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:55:26 -0500

08:07 Sesame Street does sci-fi: bit.ly/2qSj2Q 11:22 How is it 11:20 and I haven't gotten a damn thing done today? I did one load of laundry and took a shower. Since 8am. WTF? 11:29 Cool. RT @melissaanelli: #nanowrimo word for today... mesonoxia...

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nobody@vox.com(Megan) — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:55:22 -0500

07:59 The kitty is rescuing me from a deadly orange plastic spider ring that one of the kids got at school for Halloween. My hero. 10:13 RT @bitterepiphany: my $15 woot.com sansa mp3 player went through the washer and still works. i think that's...

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nobody@vox.com(Megan) — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:55:18 -0500

11:51 Me: What'd you learn at school today? D: I dunno. 11:53 C: *comes out in only a shirt* Me: Dude, where are your underpants and your jeans? C: *rolls eyes* I got rid of them. 12:21 It's pretty sad when Handy Manny gives a more accurate port...

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nobody@vox.com(Megan) — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:55:18 -0500

10:41 Aw. Sweet. RT @innerbitch: 3 yo just announced that he hates beaver. Prolly Beaver from Franklin but this might be is coming out day. 10:41 Seriously. RT @HPFF: RT @timeturner01: How sad is your life that you lie about your word count for ...

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nobody@vox.com(Megan) — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 23:55:15 -0500

11:21 Thinks you never thought you'd say as a parent: "Please don't fly an airplane into your brother's head." 13:24 More things you never thought you'd say as a parent: "Get that flashlight out of your underpants." 15:48 My kid just called me t...

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nobody@vox.com(Megan) — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:55:16 -0400

13:39 Hulu, your "next video" button and continuous play are genius. 13:51 My son took off his underpants to use them as a napkin. Le sigh. 16:12 RT @bitterepiphany: I think today may turn out to be a day best suited to drinking. 21:05 Hubby is ...

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nobody@vox.com(Megan) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:55:26 -0400

13:43 Celebrity spokespersons for prescription drugs should be ILLEGAL. #shutupbrookeshields 17:47 #FollowFriday @NadiraAlDarra because she rolls up out of a bar by saying "Good bye, marginal people! 21:20 RT @Jay_HPFF RT @DaveGorman: RT @kevint...

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nobody@vox.com(Megan) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:55:20 -0400

00:16 I know I should go to bed, but imma watch one more episode of Castle. 07:55 Brummell and Brown strawberry yogurt spread is my new husband. 12:34 You know what I like about Castle? Realism in costume dept. Beckett has three of that sweater ...

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nobody@vox.com(Megan) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:55:16 -0400

10:48 ... a pencil from where? Did you smell it first? RT @mojowriting: I'm going to slice off my ears with a pencil. 12:08 RT @Hippymom: What do Bags, Totes, Costumes, HippyMom and Belly Dance have in common?: Nefertitties' Souk! bit.ly/nIHfG 1...

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